Her looking back at me and saying «I want you to put your cock

While the pictures suggest a very traditional, almost cutesy heart shape, up close the wedge has a much flatter look. It’s still very much a heart, but the designers seem to have chosen to enhance performance rather than adhere too slavishly to what a traditional heart looks like. The two wings of the heart are…

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Before you are two football fields

The feeling isn’t always mutual. «What is it with football fans who persist in using foul language in front of children just because it’s match day and they’ve had a few?» Not that he is averse to foul language himself. When he first won the yellow jersey, L’Equipe celebrated with the headline: «Fing enormous», a…

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